I hate the card swiping machines that ASK if you would like to add a tip before the transaction will go through. The clerk almost always watches to see what you choose. It's like bitch, all you did is hand me a can of Copenhagen.

NO, you're not getting a tip.


The deer hunter does not notice the mountains

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto

There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...