Dr Mercola is my spirit animal
I'm going to guess that it has Jack in it's name and ends in donkey.
It sounds like his no grain diet was no good for you.
So I take it that you and Slum are no longer pen pals?
Nobody agrees on everything.
Just because he has reason to not like one physician I've studied doesn't make him a troll on my reject list.
I loved it when that member posts all the dumb shiiiit you've said on here.
"That member?"
I'm shattered.
I'm not just an appendage you know.
11/11/20 –
(Crappy Hamper and The Hound of the Baskervilles)“This story reminds me of a Sherlock Holmes story, the Hound of the Baskervilles. This wasn't no hound.
Last night I was walking up a dark country road after a late job. I expected to come back earlier, left in a hurry and left the light at home. All of a sudden a big mix breed and a huge Great Dane charged me.
" Crap, I left my weapons home too and of all days! "
I didn't have time to do anything but turn to face them and shout NO! BAD! STOP! GET!
They weren't your typical family pets that were just being territorial.
A few things went through my mind..... I'm glad one of them wasn't a tooth.
First:
I hope that the owner up on the hill hears and calls them back before too much damage is done.
Second:
These dogs lunged at me as if they didn't like white folks. Either that or they really LIKE white meat.
Third:
Lord where's a weapon???
I no sooner thought that when my foot bumped into something. I glanced down and at my feet was a tree limb. I don't believe in nearly impossible coincidences. Not a stick on the road for over a mile and the good Lord put a perfect size broken limb with a fan of sharp branches there at my feet.”
