Originally Posted by slumlord
In 3rd grade, I put my daughter on the bus with a tube sock and bar of Dial soap. Some little punk was making fun of her Hello Kitty lunchbox

I told the principal the deal, she said “oh Lort, I want plausible deniability”

Kid get yanked from the bus and she never got to whack him upside dat head

Bar of Fels Naptha soap was good too!!! Damn hard stuff

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Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester

"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."

WS