Top this...my p.o.s. pickup quit coming home from work one day, borrowed a phone and called the soon to be wife, "get a tow chain and come and get me". She did, we are heading home with the usual drama, bang, slack, jerk, rattle rattle clink tinkle, so she gets up about 30 mph finally smoothing out, the chain however came unhooked, she never even looked in the mirror, she's headin' home, I'm sitting on the side of the road seeing her disappear into the distance. She had to have made it nearly 5 miles before noticing I wasn't hooked on. We didn't talk much when she showed back up about 15 minutes later, so I hooked up again and we made it home. Haven't really brought it up over the last 45 years coward that I am.


Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.