Wife called me at work in a panic because she was shopping and she couldn't get back into the car because remote key fob died.
I told her to use the key, the one in her hand below the buttons.... Duh.
Then there was the time when we were newlyweds that she went searching for a gas leak behind the stove with a match. I kid you not!
I saw Wifey doing that cshit too with a match, she got mad when I called her a Dumass Aggie Engineer. She didn’t have her degree then, but she was mad as hell. I won a 100 bucks from her when I predicted Manziel would flame out in the NFL. I’m proud of that.
