Wife is pregnant. Goes to visit her mother for the day an hour away. No big deal. I had things to do around the apartment anyway.
2 weeks later we're all together with her parents and he mother asks me how I liked the apple pie she made? WTF? What apple pie?
Wife starts bawling.
Here she ate the apple pie, while DRIVING on the way home with her hands and stopped off at a gas station to wash them and throw out the tin before she got to the house. Never mentioned it to anyone. Ate a whole damn pie in 60 miles.
That is a good one
