When my wife was pregnant with our first I went with her to see her OB in preparation for going into the delivery room with her.
The doctor explained the procedures I was likely to see and explained about the possibility of an episiotomy saying that after delivery he would stitch her back up and asked if I had any questions.
I asked if it would be possible for him to sew in a draw string while he was at it!
The doctor laughed so hard he literally had tears streaming from his eyes.
My wife, on the other hand.....well it seemed she left her sense of humor home that day
