Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Many years ago my new young wife and I had a bunch of family over for dinner. A bowl of something needed heating up so she took it off the table and stuck it in the oven for 15 min. When she brought it back, she held it with hotpads while I dished some out. HOLY HELL! She'd left the spoon in it in the oven. My hand got roasted.

Bonus points if you have burn scars. You can get them to do anything you want with burn scars. (almost)