Daughter ask this at supper one night.

"I was at Riverside (grocery she worked at) and had to poop.
Met her coming out as I went in. She had crapped, and the smell was
so bad I spun around to leave, slipped/fell and hit my head.
When I came to, she was leaning over me, and I thought she was an angel."


Girls didn't believe me, wife said I'm full of shït.
But it's a great story!😁😁


She worked with my sister.
It was a blind date, i met her in her parents kitchen.


Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!