1000 doctors across the USA were polled about the best way to avoid pregnancy during sex, thus lowering the abortion number's exponential rise here. They all came to the consensus that prescribing one simple aspirin might be the best way to accomplish said goal. They would prescribe sexually active females that one aspirin and instruct the patients to take one just befor sex, and instruct them to place between the knees and not let it drop...
"You've been here longer than the State of Alaska is old!" *** my Grandaughters
