Only thing the family hates is the green bean mess that looks like is was scraped off the bottom of a Chinese Buffet dumpster.

No jellied can stuff, one of the daughters makes a pot of fresh cranberry compote.

Rabbit food is usually either a composed salad or some kind of roasted green stuff.

Dry brine smoked turkey so it comes out moist not mushy.

No yams either, too many pies. Nana Callie's 80yr old recipes for double fluffy pumpkin, banana and coconut pies.

No mashed taters either, scalloped or mac n cheese. Ravioli or gnocchi makes an appearance in lieu of every couple years as an ode to the Maternal Grandparents.

Sourdough Italian sausage stuffing.


"Maybe we're all happy."

"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."