Turkey, I like Turkey, but I don’t love it. I don’t make it cept for the holidays. Don’t even buy it as a deli meat

Cranberry sauce, no

Green bean casserole, good stuff

Dressing yup

Sweet taters, no, don’t like sweet schit on my plate till the desert comes out.

Carrots, not if they are glazed, see SP above

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.