I submit that you also must have an affinity for properly cooked tri-tip. Seems important.
Not to blow my cover as a non-LCL, but for me it's not necessarily about cooking a tri-tip, it's about knowing how to slice it properly. A properly cooked tri-tip that is cut wrong is just as bad as a poorly cooked one to me.
Eliminate qualified immunity and you'll eliminate cops who act like they are above the law.