And this is the problem...Yes, I am a Joo and a lawyer AND I was born and raised in SF, but no longer live in a coastal state. I grew up catching dungeness crab all around the SF area, from Muni Pier to Pacifica to Half Moon Bay even as far north as Mendocino. I also caught salmon and stripers and ling cod in that same area. The only thing I don't have to my credit that's on the list is the Roosevelt Elk.
YET, I am one who casts aspersions on Left Coast Losers.
Is it possible to be a self-hating Left Coast Loser?
Ok, the San Fran thing is a bit weird and the lawyer thing is taking a bit to get over. But you are an honorary Gentile and we are working on an Australian visa for you.