Then I'll write your whiners and yellers a script and keep them in La La Land while you're away. See how easy it can be?

If you defended stoners, you could just tell them to fire up the bong and mellow out until you return.

"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo