There's a guy at my rod and gun club who is crazy about Tiffany. When Bass Pro had their big hunting classic thing last year, we all went. He didn't so we came up with the story that Tiffany was there signing autographs and that he missed it. I got a picture of her on line and put it on brochure paper and put a little made up headline and such. I made a half dozen, signed them and gave them to everyone to show him when we had our next meeting. I signed mine something like "to Robert, my big rutting stud buck from your little doe Tiffany." When I showed him, he started blabbing on and on. "Why didn't you call me when you saw her there?" "You know I love her right?" On and on. We never told him we made it all up.


"I didn't get the sophisticated gene in this family. I started the sophisticated gene in this family." Willie Robertson