So, I guess you'll be volunteering to be a cook at an FOB in Afghanistan? Bus driver in Baghdad? We'll pay you minimum wage and even provide you a plane ticket you aragant prick. Maybe your brother who hasn't paid income taxes since the 80s is interested? I'm sure they can find use for you building stuff with your construction background. I'll bet you could get $10 an hour. Keep your head down. In your case, I guess you'd have to pull it out of your ass first.
GFY. Seriously.
