There is more proof there is a Santa Claus than a Bigfoot. At least every December 25th there are packages under the Christmas tree. Bigfoot leaves no trace of his existence, ever, anywhere, in all of time. He hangs out in the impressionable mind of some people with the aliens and black panthers.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
