Guys, I know we're all fired up about this, but let's remember that it is the Christmas season. Instead of retaliation and violence, let's all send ol' Jesse a Christmas card...With gay porn inside. Sure, having to locate and print a picture of gay porn will be traumatizing, but isn't it for the better good?
We gotta get the cell phone number too. This dude is just begging for a world record setting dose of Cat Facts.
Just think of all the fun and creative things that will fit into a USPS flat rate box. Be creative.
