Wow when pigs fly bad things can happen. Hope your pard is alright. I like some of the same things too.
But when I am on watch so to speak and we get out the heavy artillery I either round up all other weapons or round up the "adult beverages" I have seen too many minor mishaps and sure don't want to see a major one.

"When you disarm the people, you commence to offend them and show that you distrust them either through cowardice or lack of confidence, and both of these opinions generate hatred." Niccolo Machiavelli