I've got a one ounce Gold eagle in the sock drawer to pay the medically assisted suicide doctor.
That's my retirement plan.
The old Smith 32 won't do?
Reminds me of a goofy little guy I used to work with. He tried to shoot himself in the head one time but only managed to graze it. After getting out of the hospital and back to work the bunch we worked with back then (some real hard-cores) asked him why the heck didn't just go ahead shoot himself again if he really did want to kill himself? . He replied with, "My damn head was hurtin' too bad to reload and cock the gun again! "
