Originally Posted by slumlord
It’s gettin your ass cheeks split by a hammerhead shark shaped co k


Oh, I need to watch more porn.

OK everyone, I meant “grape“, but turns out Alexa prob’ly watches all kind of smut.

Does anyone say “smut” anymore?


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