Dflave is like that loudmouth punk on the playground that just don't shut up until you punch him in the mouth.
That's not true.
I've been punched a bunch of times.
Sex play doesn't count.
Even with the velvet covered handcuffs?
Don't make it kinky. The Iowa boys might start drooling.
Yeah, maybe what's considered kinky there is just a normal evening at home here!
Kinda like what they consider "hunting" in the back forty. Oughta get them over to the back side of the Sierras for awhile, eh?