Dflave is like that loudmouth punk on the playground that just don't shut up until you punch him in the mouth.
That's not true.I've been punched a bunch of times.
Sex play doesn't count.
Even with the velvet covered handcuffs.
Don't make it kinky. The Iowa boys might start drooling.
Yeah,maybe what's considered kinky there is just a normal evening at home here! Kinda like what they consider "hunting" in the back forty. Oughta get them over to the back side of the Sierras for awhile, eh?
Drop them off somewhere in the Warners and say "go kill Bambi".
That area ain't no 100 acre wood Christopher Robin.
Well, at least if they get dropped off in the Warners, they likely could get out. Just follow the sun until they get to 395, right? Then turn N or S to Alturas or Susanville. It would be a bit of a walk from the Wilderness Area up there though.
There's a few places I can think of that might be worse than the Warners. Maybe even a juniper thicket up on the Devil's Garden during a grey, cloudy, dreary, snowy day where one can't tell where the sun is. If they have map and compass skills they'll be OK though............................Maybe?
which begs the question. Is there even a Wilderness area in Iowa?
