Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Old_Toot


Seriously, I just told you. The smart kids you’re raising and paying for are mine.


No seriously.

Do you have a wife?


Try staying sober and tending yours. Might pay off for you. The kids are another matter but I do thank you.

I’m only trying to help.

Most drunkards eschew sincere help, especially when it’s offered to a dear friend who’s stuck deep in the grip and throes of John barleycorn.

Take care and stay thirsty, my friend.

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