slumload: Yeah I "got" a bunch of "D.U.I.'s!
About 1,450 (one thousand four hundred and fifty!) of them.
Averaged arresting one a week during 29 years of service.
Never lost a D.U.I. case - in other words they were really drunk for me to put them in irons or they got the "hide the keys call a taxi" drill - this kept more patrol units on the streets for life and death type stuff.
Personally I've never had a ticket in 58 (fifty eight) years of driving so far - let alone a "D.U.I."!
My advice to all - DO NOT drink (or drug!) and drive.
It turns out to be immensely expensive, let alone the dangers involved.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy