Nope. By the grace of God. Only pulled over once. Blew a .069 when .07 was impaired. Lady cop wasn't happy. Actually had to use the eye patch a few times in the 80's - it works to some degree. MADD and the Jesus Freaks used to sit at a coffee shop across the street from the bars. They offered free rides home if you submit to their little mobile crusade on the way home. IDGAF. I was usually pretty schitfaced so I'm sure I got my Jesus on for them. Ride home? Amen Brother. At least I didn't drive.
I don't drink and drive anymore. Not worth it. Might have a toddy with dinner at the restaurant, but that's about it. Now if there's a DD, well...
Buddy was heading to the dock to go fishing at 8am on a Sunday morning. Made a left turn into...a cop. Other buddy who he was going to meet watched the whole thing. Totaled both vehicles. Cop injured his wrist. Blew a .18 at 8am. Never heard a word about it. Kinda went away quietly in court. Weird.
