Stumpy is like a tennis ball.... the harder you throw it at a brick wall, the faster it comes back at ya...

He's harmless...10 pound of schitt in a 2 pound bag...but he manages his BS well with all things considering..

It ain't easy being Schtick, but that never deters him at all.... meth does that for people...makes em just don't care...

Sigmond Freud would have loved to have Schtick as a patient....He's an entire clinical study onto himself...

Kinda like Keith Moon of the Stones...the way he abused himself, he should have been dead 20 times over...

As my grand dad use to say " Boy is tougher than a pine knot.."

Toughest little Twinkie on the block...pepetually 15... mentally..


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