I was hunting in some really thick timber one year, when I kept getting a feeling something was watching me. But whenever I turned around, nothing was there.
When I got back to camp that night, I told my buddy about it. He said he ran into some Jews on the mountain. That scared the crap out of me.
Yer damn lucky it wasn't Jewish Bankers! you wouldn't be talkin' about it today.
Had a squirrel sit on top of my hat for about 10 minutes once, I'm pretty sure he was wearing pants cause he schit 'em when I lifted my hand and waved it.
