Walking out to my deer stand early one morning in the dark, I had a grouse get up right up under my feet and touch my face with its wings. I screamed out loud...and then I had to laugh at my self.

And then there was this time my we stopped at waffle house for a huge breakfast before the deer hunt. I had just climbed the tree with a new summit tree stand, got all settled in and the perk in my gut told me I was in trouble.

Ever try to work your way down the tree while clenching your cheeks together? I get with jumping distance, fly out of the tree stand and barely get the layers of clothing off in time....


"The liberals preach tolerance and diversity until presented with an opinion other than their own."