I can't count the arrows and .22 bullets I found in deer. Healthy until I used the right gun or bow.
Would it help if you took off your shoes?
I have taken too many deer with a .45 Colt myself to say it is "MARGINAL." I have also taken many deer with my Ruger Old Army and round balls. Kills as fast as a .44 mag.
I will only say a .22 or .380 or nine deer hunter is a fool.
You are truly a master of hyperbole.