That reminds me of the guy who hated work and was so anxious to get to heaven so he wouldn't have to work ever again.
Upon dying, he found himself in a beautiful place, and, when asked about it, his "guide" assured him he could do anything he wished, and have anything he wanted. The only thing which was forbidden entirely was... work.
After considerable time passed he grew bored and asked his Guide if there was not some little chores he could do to pass the time.
Once again he was reminded that work was forbidden.
After multiple requests of the same nature, and being told the same thing each time, he blurted out:
"I'll go mad in this place. I'd rather be in Hell!"
"Oh... and where is it that you THINK you are?"
