You forget one major detail. SD never admitted having committed the ultimate sin that he shot a bear in the butt.
Uhhh... Actually I have shot quite a few bears in the butt... Like way over a dozen. They had all been ventilated elsewhere previously though.
Did you leave it alive and crippled overnight?
Did one of your friends have to find it and kill it for you?
Did you have a friend with a big truck and 3 miles of cable extract it for you?
Did you post an uber thread about it?
