Hi guys.
Strictly as an FYI I wanted you all to know I lost my job today due to my being diagnosed with thumb cancer. Not a big deal and I know I'll be OK. What really has me feeling low is my dog stubbed his toe and will need a new liver.
My faith won't allow me to accept $200 so please don't offer it to me.
Thanks,
Dave
$200 sent to a Gofundme page in your name.
FYI, the leading cause of thumb cancer is excessive exposure to one's own rectal area.