I was attacked by a pack of dogs when I was about five. Many superficial bites but nothing serious. I still love dogs.

Bitten by a baby copperhead in the Boy Scouts, made me a little bit sick.

I was trying to move a Florida Indigo snake to safety at a group picnic when the ungrateful booger bit the heck out of me.

Many fish bites.

Do mosquitoes count? Because in Florida, I've been covered with them as if I were wearing gray fur. Not pleasant.

Oh, and fire ants. Also not pleasant.

Last edited by RockyRaab; 02/18/18.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.