Not me, but a friend had milking cows when he was growing up. Had one particular cow that was fond of kicking him when he sat on the stool to hook her up. He was about 20 at the time. Well, despite repeated attempts to find a way to stay away from her, she up and kicked him in the knee. It was the last straw for him. After he recovered enough to walk, he picked up a ball peen hammer and clubbed her between the eyes. She folded like a cheap suit. He thought he killed her. He was in the process of trying to figure out a way to cover his tracks with his dad, she regained "life" and stumbled to her feet. Never did tell his old man what happened. She was never quite right after that. But, she did have enough sense left to never kick him again.
Clyde
