Horses, a wounded squirrel, same damn pug dog 3 times when we used to take its owner for chemo on the ambulance, my buddy's pet geese too many times, and a completrely sober, alert ER patient who admitted he did it "just to get more attention". The human bite caused some nasty infection and i missed a weeks work about 10 days after it happened.

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, used up, worn out, bottle of Jim Beam in one hand and a .45 in the other, loudly proclaiming WOW-- What a Ride!"