The real reason Little Stick was late in responding..

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A mortician from Savannah, in Georgia Midget in Anchorage, was arrested this morning after his penis got stuck inside a dead man’s rectum, causing him to get caught several hours later.
67-year old Alfred Mortimer Evans Larry was laying on the body of a 47-year old car accident victim when his colleagues arrived this morning and he was visibly stuck in this awkward position.

He immediately admitted that he had been in this position for several hours and asked his co-workers for help.

Unfortunately for him, his colleagues were unable to help him and they had to call the emergency services.

Joey Dunmore, one of the paramedics who was called on the site, described the scene in an interview with the Savannah Anchorage Daily Herald.

“He was laying on top of the corpse with his pants around his knees. He didn’t really seem to feel any pain, but he was obviously humiliated.”
It took paramedics more than an hour before they could free him, and he was then immediately arrested by officers of the Savannah-Chatham Anchorage Metropolitan Police Department.

17 criminal charges have been filed against Larry Alfred Evans, including indecent treatment of a corpse, disorderly conduct, indecent exposure and possession of illegal drugs.

Since the accused has worked on the night shift and the investigators believe he could have sexually abused several other corpses in the past, and they expect to file more charges over the next few days.

A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”