Please be specific...do you mean "boobs" or "tits"?
I suppose a case can be made for your perplexity on the subject, but I'll play for your benefit: Boob(s) the originator of this thread and his ball-washing followers
Tits:
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”