It's your Imagination,simply Pretend with it as you must. Congratulations?!?
Beings you can't afford a camera either,here's another view,so you can say you've "seen" it and "know" it. Ride a shirt tail and I'll connect the dots for you.
In a Barrett SALAMI throat,a 135 Beer Can kisses square at 2.945" COAL.
Bless your heart for trying though.
Do not "forget",that Imitation is THE most Sincere form of Flattery and your only "move".
Hint....................