Fredrica,
You deleted your HILARIOUS attempts,not anyone else. Hint. Congratulations?!?
If it "helps" your Imagination and Pretend,simply "convince" yourself that I've never shot anything ShamWow or Whizzum,nor belted dupes of same. I'll feign my GREAT "surprise",that your every thought,of every moment,is to lie to yourself in a comparison to I.
Bless your heart for Crying.
Hint...............