It’s far from delusions as we all know you can’t keep a women and that your dads a scumbag pos.
What part is fiction? are you going to say you have so much neck fat that a pillow is not needed? That makes perfect sense if that’s the angle you want to take fatty.
I’m gonna go with way more than one dude wiped his dick off on your pillow while you were at work taking pictures of polar bear. LOL.
