One thing that always makes me chuckle, is when guys say they've had some "seat time". I've never heard anyone say that, who has been "runnin' tractor" for a living, or by necessity, for most of their lives.
LOL... Yeah. Seat Time.
I was in the Case dealership a couple years ago waiting on the parts manager to locate a part I had ordered... Was looking around while waiting, and they had a leather air ride seat sitting on the floor in front of the parts counter.
I sat in it to just see how it felt... One of the parts guys, a fat, unkempt SOB blurted out...
"Those are for people that make a living in their tractors." 
The dealership manager who had just sold me a top of the line cab tractor and two batwing shredders for my brush control business a few months prior asked me if I wanted him to fire the guy...
Told him... Nah, just feed him some more rope...
