I have several Crescent brand "fits alls". Most belonged to my dad and are over 50 years old.

One of my farmer uncles always carried a six incher in a front pocket of his bibs. Found out why once, when I was on the frame of a cab over truck, working on something he couldn't get to and argued with the ol' boy. Suckered me into getting close enough so's he could snatch it out and thump me on the head with it. I was probably ten or twelve then, never made that mistake again. Stayed outta range.

If three or more people think you're a dimwit, chances are at least one of them is right.