G-man,

i've often wondered.

It’s what makes you you.


it's been cold here, down to -5 numerous times. (yes, it'll bust plumbing).

Never trust a realtor.


it's been hot here, over a 100 is not that uncommon.

Rejoice, if you have less body hair than your ancestors.



we have tropical storms and hurricanes.

Life without coconuts would be unbearable.


they're both natural and fill aquifers.

Dasani and Aquafina are not real water.


should we depend upon scientists?

Scientists claim rectal thermometers are more accurate.


should we vote on it as a group?

Only if we can do it in person and blindfolded.



what if it's not real at all?

Pronouns without reference should be illegal.



Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty