Get an advanced degree in Outdoor Masturbation- - - - -rack up $100K student debt in the process- - - - -find out there's only a dozen jobs nationwide that demand those qualifications, and spend most of your time whining and feeling sorry for yourself! Go ahead and moan and groan- - - -the rest of the world isn't going to give a damn. Develop a skill that's in demand, with 10 jobs available for every qualified applicant, and I'll bet your lifestyle and your self-image will suddenly get a lot better!
Jerry
