Between Salmonella being whipped like a dog, BlackBeart living off stimulus money, and Birdfugker bicycling his life away, it's a wonder any of us other slobs achieve happiness.
Great thread!
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Have yerself another swig of chocolate-flavored coconut milk, then go check the grass again. Remember, the Lawn Police never sleep.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744