Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Or........it can include 'drive' hunts with firearms.

Setting up tree stands and ground blinds....for every wind direction.......pre-rut/post-rut......travel intersections........perennial scrape locations. Lots of walking hunters to stands.

The most time consuming is trail marking with reflectors and ribbon. Works great til an overachiever forgets his flashlight and gets lost in the dark.

You would be surprised how many hunters pay little attention to wind direction when selecting a bow stand. Hint: weather radio.....online weather sites.

Many southern hunters get stuck on hunting acorn ridges.

Western hunters often get lost.......discussing directions (NSEW) gets you a deer in headlights looks, many times. No sun reference capability whatsoever.

East coasters......Always something wrong. Screw the hunting partners, too.

We had a guy sight in his new bow in the headlights....night before he was supposed to hunt.

Enough material to write an entertaining book. Lots of experts.....can usually tell first 30 minutes.



You forgot a couple:

Slam the truck/UTV door all the time, every time.

"Whisper" isn't in their vocabulary nor could they comprehend then put to use the Webster nor WikiPedia definition of same

Spin faster than a 6yr old's top at the slightest noise

Ought not be allowed anything sharper than a "spork" in most cases

As their "New Hunting Knife" blade length begins to exceed 3.5", the likelihood that they know how to use it degrades in enormous exponential fashion (meat-processing blades not included)

Hand them a ratchet strap and they'll prove with 100% certainty that their forebearers haven't been up on 2 legs for very long


I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.