What if the guy was Jesus and he was doing the whole second coming thing and then the Christians threw his ass out and called the cops? lol
Jesus be like "yeah, they're not ready yet..."
Or just a normal guy looking for help. Either way. They not ready yet.
"You're all welcome in Gods house. Unless you don't look like us. The show ID and the the fugg out."
As a stranger I would avoid Anglican/Protestant or Evangelical places of worship due to likely suspicion from congregation memebers. If you try to go you are not likely to be welcomed with open arms. If you must wear similar clothing to them: Patagonia/Lands End/Barbour jackets, LL Bean cotton slacks and "boat" shoes (also known as Scandinavian walking shoes). As Mao said you must swim among them like fish in water.
I would rank Episcopal as warmest and most universal place to warship Jesus in America.
