Originally Posted by SandBilly
Had a guy invited by a friend of mine to his lake house for three days of fishing, he brought one steak and two potatoes. He’ll forever be known as “Two tater Tommy”


That same type of dude will stare at a restaurant bill placed in the middle of the table by the waitress like it has fleas.

Alligator Arm people get called out for being white niqqers.

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